FML...

Today, when I was on the bus and on my way home from BUGIS, a man boarded the bus and sat down beside me. Usually, I don't bother to look at people who sits beside me but this time, it was an exception. Not in a good way obviously. There was a super strong stench coming from him and I had to cover my nose damn long. It was probably a 40mins ride I had to endure, but it feels like a torturous 4 hour ride. :(

I wished he would quickly get off the bus or there was a vacant seat for me to move to, but just my luck, he continues to stink me and gross me out to death. Okay, you ready to read the most exciting and interesting part?

Not only did I had to endure his super strong and FATAL BODY ODOUR right, HE WAS BLOODILY DIGGING HIS NOSE WITH THAT ORGAMIC ORGASMIC FACE !(you know,those like having sex face with the eyes closed that kind)THEN I TURNED SLIGHTLY AND SAW HIM ROLLING HIS BLOODY DIGUSTING SNORT INTO A BALL AND OF COURSE I TURNED AWAY LAH RIGHT? THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF: "WHAT IF HE FLICKS THAT THING AT ME HOW AH?" THEN I LOOKED. THE SNORT ON HIS FINGERS WERE GONE! FUCK MAN. I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF IT LANDED ON ME OR NOT LAH. BUT I THINK NO LAH. THINK IT LANDED RIGHT BESIDE ME. DAMN FUCKING GROSS I TELL YOU.

THEN WHEN I WAS REACHING MY STOP, HE MOVED AND SAT DIRECTLY OPPOSITE ME. (you know buses got those kind of seats that people face each other? Those positioned vertically ones?) THEN HE CONTINUED TO DIG DEEP INTO HIS NOSE AND THEN HE SMELLED HIS FINGERS AND SMILE! I TELL YOU, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FREAKED OUT IN MY LIFE. I WAS SO PISSED AND ANGRY THAT I WOULD HAVE BRUTALLY PUNCHED HIM RIGHT IN HIS BLOODY FACE IF HE TOUCHED ME OR FLICKED HIS DAMN SNORT AT ME. KNN. SUPER SUPER GROSS PLEASE! KNNBCCBWTFHCCB!



Okay lah, don't want to talk about it already. Thinking about it makes me super super mad. And as you all know, if I'm angry or stressed, I always seek treatment from funny/cute/entertaining/sexy/dance/animal/celebrity/music videos or whatsoever. So I happen to find this on youtube:





AHAHA. Don't you just LOVE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?! He's so cute in that video no? He danced so super cutely! SO SUPER ADORABLE! Makes me wanna squeeze him so bad. As in...Give him a big hug lah. :) :) :) AND THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBC7pilGoPc He's dancing to single ladies on SNL. HAHAHAHA. FUNNY SHIT. Those videos just makes my day. HEHE. FUCKING NOSE DIGGER!!!